Close this Window    HornDawg's Bio   How old are you? Old enough to know better but young enough not to care. *wink* *wink*   What do you like about being a dog? All of the naughty stuff I get away with in public. When was the last time you ran up to a complete stranger, buried your face in their crotch and started sniffing it like a hover?   Are you well behaved? Why, what have your heard? I haven't shit on anyones floor in days! You can dress me up and ...... take me any where *evil grin*.   Are you very busy? I'm busier than a dawg in a hub cap factory.   Any bad habits that your trying to quit? Falling off the couch while licking my balls.   What do you like? I like trees. I treat trees like royalty (they both love to be showered with gold).   Do you like games? I like the circle game. I glue my nose someones butt and they try to get away from me by walking in a circle.   How do you feel about your new store? I'm as nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo. Close this Window